The Most Awesomely Bad SFF Cover in the World II: The Worsening
- - July 9th, 2009
The title suggestions keep rolling in, and you’ve come up with some beauties! but we’re still asking for your help coming up with the most ridiculously bad high-concept SFF cover in the universe.
So again: we look for titles that cause the reader to not merely gape in astonishment upon reading the words, but to feel suddenly thrust into a hallucinatory dream neither imagined nor desired. Or, close.
Orbit readers! Keep putting those vivid imaginations of yours to work. As we know, there are extremely high bars to meet in this particular competition and we know we won’t be disappointed.
Tami
July 9, 2009
at 4:07 pm
Land of the Falling Clothes
When you go to Mars, be careful. Wear extra layers. Because if your mission isn’t complete in time, you may end up……NAKED! Hurry, the fate of the planet is in your hands.
Scott
July 9, 2009
at 11:40 pm
Professor Melchin and his Marvellous Moon Machine, or How Space was Claimed for Her Majestic Royal Sovereign Queen Victoria: Includes 6 colour souvenir prints
Tentacles Tentacles, Everywhere Tentacles!
Space Preacher: On a Mission!
Kill All Clangers
Galacticalcian Women of the Afterspace
Hanzo
July 10, 2009
at 1:25 am
Martians From Mars: A true story of 2 guys a car and a bucket of chutney!
Johnny Armageddon and the Siren Sexpots of Saturn.
Furious D
July 12, 2009
at 10:30 pm
Planet of the Grapes
Rocket Roger’s Rocket Ride To The Riots on Rigel
The Alien That Licked Me
Fredösphere
July 14, 2009
at 3:31 pm
Flamebait: The Ladies of Hades Chronicles, Part VII